PERVERT DISCLAIMER

PERVERTS, here are the answers to your commonly asked questions..

 

1)  YES, I DRAPE!  It is illegal (in the state of Alabama) NOT to properly cover the client with a sheet/blanket. 

2)  NO, I DO NOT OFFER SENSUAL MASSAGE!!

3)  I WILL NOT TOLERATE THE FOLLOWING:  repeated touching or adjusting of your genital area, continuous pulling down of the sheets, inappropriate or explicit language, or any attempt to 'sexualize' the session.  If any of these things occur, your session is over and you will owe for the full time booked.